"so Joe Cole went to Anfield, Bcoz he felt so old,
and Wilshere laughed rite at him, en route to
Champions Gold!"

OK, so I'm neither Tim Rice nor Joseph of the Technicoloured Attire, but, equally, I'm NOT gutted at this news.
Cole clearly wants the soft option, whereby he can scratch his arse n still be a first pick.
At Arsenal, he'd have to work n battle for a place with Cesc, Andre, Samir, Thomas, Aaron and Jack.
No ambition, Joe, Sol, William, Mikel? No matter - Ta! Ta!

YinA, CB!